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【超簡單♥看電影學英文】馬戲團爆炸頭！Afro Circus！(馬達加斯加3)

<馬達加斯加３：歐洲大圍捕>

大家看過了嗎？

我覺得這部片真的是本年度最好看的電影之一！

【英文】3種不出國、不補習也能通過英文面試的便宜方法! (含簡介&經驗&表格)

你想實現夢想，可是英文是你的絆腳石？  

你羨慕那些出國回來，講英文像喝水一樣自然的人？

你想出國把英文學好，可是家裡沒有富爸爸供你出國遊學，你打工上班薪水幾萬塊根本連機票都存不到，更別說是念書和生活費了？！

你從很久以前，就一直想把英文學好，可是有一份穩定的工作、一個美滿的家庭，甚至是可愛的小寶寶，你沒辦法拋下他們到國外念英文，卻又找不到方式？

你立志要當空服員，可是英文面試卻是你的業障，怎麼也跨不過去？

【學英文】你以為出國念書，英文就會好嗎？那可不一定！

亞若之前的文章【我在英國的苦日子】

http://www.wretch.cc/blog/linlinnu/24629179

文中提及我為了要提升自己的就業能力，到英國念語言學校的文章，沒想到這篇文章似乎給了許多朋友動力，讓許多人也毅然決然踏上我的步伐，出國去了 (驚)

既然出國了，亞若在這邊有一些小小提醒要給各位，尤其是出國念語言學校並不是英文的萬靈丹，我還是有認識朋友出國念書回來，還是講的一口破英文，不僅糟蹋自己的寶貴時間，還浪費爸媽辛苦賺的錢，亞若這邊提供5個小撇步，讓大家在語言學校時英文程度可以突發猛進！

【英文】小心拼字! One spelling mistake can destroy your life!

One spelling mistake can destroy your life!

(Lin in Auragabad, South India.)

 A husband wrote a message to his wife on his business trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word...

" I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her."

美國護士與澳洲護士平均年薪對照表

澳洲護士平均年薪http://www.payscale.com/research/AU/Job=Registered_Nurse_(RN)/Salary

美國護士的年薪   網址來源http://www.alliedtech.org/registered-nurse-salary-job-growth/129/

66 Things that Can Turn Off Your Man

最近的新戀情是白人,所以開始在網路上看這些英文版的鬼東西 :P
轉貼自http://www.whatdomenreallythink.com/howto/man-turn-offs.php

There are many things that you do unknowingly that can turn your man off. Here are the most common reasons. So read them, understand them and make sure to avoid them. 

1.) Speaking ill of his parents

2.) Refusing to kiss him just because you don't want your lipstick smeared

3.) Refusing sex (no offense intended) 

4.) Complaining about his friends 

5.) Pretending to like things just because he does 

5.) Worrying too much about your appearance. Don't keep asking your man how you look and if you need more make-up

6.) Talking about your past relationships. Guys have no interest in your ex-boyfriends and how they ditched you or broke your heart

7.) Talking about your relatives. Men could care less about how good a software programmer your cousin is or how he helped you fix your computer 

8.) Being Overly Stubborn. Constant argument is a major turn-off

9.) Not caring about his money. A man who earns money knows how hard it is. So not caring for his money is like not recognizing the amount of hard work he has put into earning it

10.) Too much messaging or talking over mobile phone with others in presence of boyfriend

11.) Too many questions on why a guy does what he does

12.) Offering too much personal advice. Guys get turned off instantly by when you become their nanny

13.) Obessing Over Cleanliness. Being a cleanliness freak is ok unless you go to a guys room and start complaining about the mess 

14.) Always expecting the guy to call: Guys don't mind calling their girls but they do feel that the girl should return the favor too at times. Call a guy and don't just send a missed call

15.) Feministic Attitude. Men simply hate women with a feministic attitude

16.) Obsessing over timeliness. Guys do get late at times but constant nagging about being late is a major turn-off

17.) Refusing to wash his undergarments (no offense intended)

18.) Asking your man to work around the house (no offense intended)

19.) Drinking too much and losing control. 

20.) Trying to make a man jealous. Women who try to make them feel jealous are a major turn off to any man

21.) Constant nagging about getting married and having children. Men want to enjoy a relationship to the fullest before getting settled. So nagging about marriage and children is a turn off

22.) Too much talk about having children, their names etc. 

23.) Refusing to drink out of the same glass. 

24.) Being unresponsive in bed

25.) Giving instructions on how to make love. Most men cannot stand women who instruct a man on how to make love to them

26.) Talking about how your parents will not approve this relationship

27.) Playing Victim. Men get turned off by women who talk negative about how she is being victimized by everyone around her

28.) Being Needy, Insecure and Clingy

29.) Staring and talking too much with other guys when having their boyfriend along 

30.) Constant Smoking. Men get turned off by women who are chain smokers or have a smoking addiction

31.) Acting Dumb. Dumb women are certainly a turn off to any man

32.) Career oriented. Men are afraid to commit to women who are career oriented 

33.) Not making eye contact during a conversation

34.) Afraid of parents. Telling your boyfriend how strict your parents are

35.) Afraid of brother

36.) Keeps talking about her brother. Your boyfriend is not the least interested in listening to how your brother takes care of you or how successful he is

37.) Hairy armpits, hands and legs. Most men get turned off by hair arms and legs

38.) Flirting with other men

39.) Using bad language

40.) Having bad manners. Farting or burping out loud is a major turn off

41.) Making him hold your hand bag

42.) Dragging a man to go shopping

43.) Suggesting eyebrow waxing. Suggest a man to wax his eyebrows or do a manicure and he might not speak to you ever again.

44.) Food Obsession. Men get turned off by women who are obsessed with food

45.) Wearing ugly underwear

46.) Not knowing how to cook. Women who cannot cook are a major turn off to most men

47.) Constant talking about health problems to gain sympathy

48.) Not taking care of yourself. Women who don't shave often, don't fix hair, wear ugly or old panties, have bad breath, chipped fingernail polish are a major turn off

49.) Women who talk too much in bed

50.) Women who fake it in bed

51.) Women who never initiate sex

52.) Blaming a man of being obsessed with sex. Most men are obsessed with sex and they hate frigid women who think sex is bad or should be restricted to a certain number of times

53.) Crying at every other instant

54.) Speaking with an accent. Men like women who speak with a natural accent and not a learnt or fake one

55.) Wearing too much make-up

56.) Wearing too much jewellery

57.) Show off/Attention Seeker. Wear skimpy clothes and men will love to ogle at you but not your boyfriend. For him this is a major turnoff

58.) Nagging when a man is at work 

59.) Too Inquisitive

60.) Tomboyish Attitude

61.) Discussing girly stuff. There is demarcation between the stuff you can discuss with your girlfriends and your boyfriend. 

62.) Having a materialistic attitude. Men get turned off by girls having a materialistic attitude

63.) No self respect

64.) Discussing the relationship with other friends. Discussing your relationship with your girlfriends is fine as long as your don't reveal your boyfriend's secrets. 

65.) Too much gossip. Girls who are too much into gossip are a turn off to most men 

66.) No sense of humor

Want to get high IELTS score?

Want to get high IELTS score?

by Gary Wang



Ask yourself these questions:



1. Do I practice Speaking at least 30 minutes everyday?



2. Do I have mock Listening tests at least once per week?



3. Do I have mock Reading tests at least once a week?



4. Do I write at least once a week (including task1&2) for correction?



When you answer the 4 questions above with "YES!" for 3 months, you are guaranteed to have a huge progress on IELTS TEST!!!



Preparation:

1. a notebook for unfamiliar vocabulary

2. schedule for mock tests



Imagination is more important than knowledge.

~ Albert Einstein

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101 things to do before you die

Several days ago, Ｉbought this interesting book named 101 things to do before you die which was published in the U.K., but I didn`t read it when I was in the U.K.
It consists of advices of thing that readers have to fill out the form after achieving.

“101 things to do before you die” includes easy things like ”catch a fish by your bare hands”, “9 learn that instrument”… and also a piece of cake for nurses like “68 save someone`s life”, for flight attendant “ visit every countr”..

Some of them are impossible to be done, for instance, “100 reach 100 years of age”@@” or difficult to be achieved by Taiwanese, such as “24 see a space shuttle launch”, “74 learn to fly a plane”, “82 build your own house” and “48 be present when your country wins the world cup”. On the contrary, Taiwanese could complete two of them easily, “98 go on a demonstration” and “85 visit the world`s tallest buildings”:P Besides, some are not ethical, “7 be part of a threesome” and “23 get arrested”.

Gonna know what I have done?
Tell you next time:P

http://www.101thingstodo.co.uk/

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台灣小吃英文

【早點】

燒餅　　　Clay oven rolls 
油條　　　Fried bread stick（Chinese doughnut） 
韭菜盒　　Fried leek dumplings 
水餃　　　Boiled dumplings 
蒸餃　　　Steame dumplings 
饅頭　　　Steamed buns 
刈包　　　Steamed sandwich 
飯糰　　　Rice and vegetable roll 
蛋餅　　　Egg cakes 
皮蛋　　　100-year egg 
鹹鴨蛋　　Salted duck egg 
豆漿　　　Soybean milk 
米漿　　　Rice & peanut milk


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【飯類】


稀飯　　　Rice porridge 
白飯　　　Plain white rice 
油飯　　　Glutinous oil rice 
糯米飯　　Glutinous rice 
滷肉飯　　Braised pork rice 
蛋炒飯　　Fried rice with egg 
地瓜粥　　Sweet potato congee


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【麵類】


餛飩麵　　Wonton & noodles 
刀削麵　　Sliced noodles 
麻辣麵　　Spicy hot noodles 
麻醬麵　　Sesame paste noodles 
鴨肉麵　　Duck with noodles 
鵝肉麵　　Goose with noodles 
鱔魚麵　　Eel noodles 
烏龍麵　　Seafood noodles 
蚵仔麵線　Oyster thin noodles 
板條　　　Flat noodles 
米粉　　　Rice noodles 
炒米粉　　Fried rice noodles 
冬粉　　　Green bean noodle 
榨菜肉絲麵　　Pork , pickled mustard green noodles


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【湯類】


魚丸湯　　Fish ball soup 
貢丸湯　　Meat ball soup 
蛋花湯　　Egg & vegetable soup 
蛤蜊湯　　Clams soup 
蚵仔湯　　Oyster soup 
紫菜湯　　Seaweed soup 
餛飩湯　　Wonton soup 
豬腸　　　Pork intestine soup 
肉羹湯　　Pork thick soup 
花枝湯　　Squid soup 
花枝羹　　Squid thick soup


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【甜點】


糖葫蘆　　Tomatoes on sticks 
芝麻球　　Glutinous rice sesame balls 
麻花　　　Hemp flowers 
雙胞胎　　Horse hooves


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【冰類】


愛玉　　　Vegetarian gelatin 
綿綿冰　　Mein mein ice 
麥角冰　　Oatmeal ice 
地瓜冰　　Sweet potato ice 
八寶冰　　Eight treasures ice 
豆花　　　Tofu pudding 
紅豆牛奶冰　　Red bean with milk ice


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【果汁】


甘蔗汁　　Sugar cane juice 
酸梅汁　　Plum juice 
楊桃汁　　Star fruit juice 
青草茶　　Herb juice


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【點心】


鹽酥雞　　Taiwanese fried chicken 
蚵仔煎　　Oyster omelet 
棺材板　　Coffin 
臭豆腐　　Stinky tofu 
油豆腐　　Oily bean curd 
麻辣豆腐　Spicy hot bean curd 
天婦羅　　Tenpura 
蝦片　　　Prawn cracker 
蝦球　　　Shrimp balls 
春捲　　　Spring rolls 
筒仔米糕　Rice tube pudding 
豬血糕　　Pigs blood cake 
糯米糕　　Glutinous rice cakes 
芋頭糕　　Taro cake 
水晶餃　　Pyramid dumplings 
肉圓　　　Rice-meat dumplings 
蘿蔔糕　　Fried white radish patty 
豆干　　　Dried tofu

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【笑話】VISA or PIZZA?

One day, we went to an Italian restaurant to have a dinner. 

When we almost finished, my friend asked the waiter: 
Do you take VISA? 

The waiter said: pizza?... 
NU said: It`s visa. NOT PIZZA!
The waiter: oh~ NAPOLI PIZZA(拿波里披薩) ,uno(1 in Italian)? 

Finally, my friend showed him his card to the waiter, and then he understood it. >_<